Terms & Conditions

1.  Booking Basics

• Read & agree before you tap “Reserve.” These bits keep every stay smooth for you and the next guest.
• Check-in is self-serve after 4 PM. We’ll email your unique door code the morning you arrive.
• Check-out is a crisp 11 AM.  Our linens need their spa day, too!

2.  People, Parties & Pets

• Only the names on the booking get to party in these halls. Extra or unapproved guests aren’t permitted.
• No events/parties without our written consent.
• Pets must be pre-approved. Surprise furry witnesses = $100+ fee and possible dismissal.

3.  Quiet Hours & Common Courtesy

• Whisper-level from 10 PM – 9 AM, please. Historic walls have ears (and neighbors).
• Be kind to furnishings, fellow guests, and the 130-year-old woodwork—she’s a grand lady, not a fraternity basement.

4.  Parking & Property

• Park only in our lot or on-street (never the grass).
• Anything you damage or “borrow for later”?  Replacement cost + 30 % service fee will be charged to your card.

5.  Smoke-Free & Scent-Free

• Sorry, no smoking, vaping, candles, incense, or essential-oil diffusers indoors. Violations = deep-clean fee + potential eviction.
• Under-age drinking, drug use, firearms, fireworks, or any shady business? Hard no. We’ll ask you to leave with no refund.

6.  Housekeeping & Extras

• Suites are self-catering (no daily maid service). Need a refresh? $85 with 24 h notice.
• Only TP down the throne please—plumbing mishaps are charged to the guest who caused the royal clog.

7.  Liability & Safety

• We’re not liable for lost or stolen items, but we’ll happily help you hunt them down.
• Guests waive claims against the owners/staff to the fullest extent allowed by law. (Legal talk—our lawyer made us say it.)
• We reserve the right to revoke access if rules are ignored or complaints roll in.

8.  Fees & Fines Cheat-Sheet

*We hate charging fees—please help us avoid it by following the rules.

9.  Need us?

While we’re not a 24/7 front desk, we’re a quick text or email away and happy to help.

Thanks for keeping the Judge happy and the Mansion marvelous. Enjoy your stay, make yourself at home, and let history treat you kindly!